Dunkin’s horny Halloween donut wants to have sex with literally everyone

Look, I just came here for the coffee. Really. I don’t know what’s going on at Dunkin’. It’s Halloween, a time when even the most innocuous professions can get a little bit sexy. But I never counted “donut making” among them. Yet, it seems the company has gone on a sugary thirst rampage across social media, with a new donut that appears to be just minutes from opening the world’s most caloric OnlyFans account.  As a special seasonal offering, Dunkin’s Spider Specialty Donut is...