Ever heard someone call themselves a `Social Media Ninja`? How
about 'BBQ Master'? 'Chief BooBoo Kisser'? We've all heard these made up job titles and probably a million more, we giggle and move on and don't think of it again. Did you know however that 'Chick Sexer' is a real job?! And no, your drunk buddy Lou hitting on girls at the bar isn't “on to something”, its the job title of the person who identifies the gender of baby chicks.According to US government's authoritative manual, here are some more real wacky real job titles!
Whizzer – operates felt-hat drying machinery
Bed Rubber – operates machine which smooths stone blocks
Flatcar Whacker – maintains and repairs logging rail cars
Fur Blower – runs machinery for fumigating and cleaning furs
Sea-Foam-Kiss Maker– makes candy kisses and puts them on wax paper to harden
Unscrambler– controls movement on food processing conveyor belts
Cake Stripper – operates a machine used in the cottonseed oil business
Last Putter-Away - sorts and stores shoe moulds
Mother Repairer – improves metal phonograph record matrices
Wrinkle Chaser – uses various tools to remove defects from new shoes
Oyster Floater– spreads shellfish in container to keep fresh / remove impurities
Debubblizer – operates equipment which removes bubbles from plastics
Nut Steamer – immerses almonds, pecans etc in hot water to soften shells
Sulky Driver– takes charge of two-wheel, horse-drawn carriages in races
Brilliandeer-Lopper – uses a machine to cut and shape diamonds
Tubber – tends tumbling machines which clean items to be used as jewellery
Snailer – operates machine which polishes and inscribes clocks and watches
Skull Grinder – cleans ear and nose passages of brained pig heads
Smash Hand – repairs broken yarns on a loom
Bucket Chucker – operates machine for smoothing inside surface of buckets
Napper Tender – operates machinery which gives socks a fluffy appearance
Carroter – conditions fur for use in felt hat manufacture
Fur Blower – runs machinery for fumigating and cleaning furs
By Jodi Sonoda
Jodi has been blogging for over 3 years, and is excited to currently be blogging with Nexxt for collegejobbank.com, realestatejobsite.com and educationjobsite.com. She is attached to the internet at the hip and enjoys the constant connection. She spends most of her offline time playing dolls and reading picture books with her two year old. You can also occasionally find her rocking the mic at karaoke night.
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